i always go to the same bar on monday nights

last night i went to a bar called the white water tavern

i was sitting at a picnic table outside with 6 other people

there was another picnic table with approx 6 people

a guy came up to us

and said hey hey you got a cigarette i could have

tracy said yes

she removed cigarettes from her purse

and gave him one

the guy was bald and had a long goatee

he was sweating and jittery

tracy has a fear of being dosed with lsd or other drug

so she went inside to get a new beer and wash her hands

everyone at the other picnic table went inside

the guy came back sweating and jittery and said

anyone wanna buy an ipod for 10 dollars

he removed an ipod nano from his shorts pocket

it had headphones that were still in his shorts pocket some

nate said no i bet thats stolen

the guy said yeah its stolen

nate said they can trace those

the guy walked away

and said anyone got a spare beer

i said we only have the same number of beers as people

will said actually i bought this extra beer

i had no idea what i was going to do with it

some people laughed

the bald sweating jittery guy said i didnt want a fucking beer anyway

and climbed to the top of the fence

and shot a gun into the air 6 or 7 times

and ran away

everyone ran inside and someone called the police

the police said they arrested him down the street

and questioned some people